
By J. Scott Hill
Revues are always difficult for me to review. Whether comedy, burlesque, magic, poetry slam, performance art, or a hodgepodge of everyone’s party pieces, a revue is still a collection of mostly unconnected shorter performances. The fire-eater may be terrific, but the acrobat may be horrific — neither one has anything to do with the other except being in this particular performance space on this particular evening. For the opening night of the Beast Women 2009 Winter Series, my first temptation was to write twelve fifty-word reviews and loosely frame them with a little narrative - to write a revue of reviews to review this revue. That would just miss the mark.
Every show in the 2009 Winter Series will feature a different lineup and mix of performers. Opening night saw eleven acts: three songstresses, three stand-up comedians, two burlesque dancers, two monologists, and a belly dancer. Co-founder Michelle Power served as Emcee with a fervent earnestness that is lacking and sorely needed by most hosts of WTTW pledge drives: when Power passed the hat at the end of the night, people wanted to donate.

Virginia Marie’s act combined singing, modern dance, a martial arts staff, and the dialect of a Dickensian street urchin: she was intimidating, without being off-putting. Claire Wellin sang two original compositions a cappella — one of which (”Not Necessarily, but True”) could well pass for an old standard.

The standout songstress was Jen Stjarna, who performed an excerpt of the Eagles classic “Desperado” along with her original compositions. Her downtrodden lyrics — about a summer in her aunt’s house where plastic slipcovers shroud everything, or about the elusiveness of everlasting love — make an interesting counterpoint to her upbeat melodies. Tori Amos is an obvious and strong influence here. Breathy, better-than-slogging her way through with an obvious cold, and terrific on the keyboards, Stjarna’s future as a recording artist is full of promise.

Stand-up comedian Leslie Lee gave a Rusty Warren-type performance, focusing almost exclusively on boobs. Janet Kane’s performance style was straight-up old school stand-up.

Bridget Clymore was unusual. Her patter was a bit chattery, and at times she seemed to lose her way in the maze of her tangents and asides, but her material was an adventure in uncharted territory. Spinning dysfunction into blissful yarns about the uncertain paternity of her children, the magical powers of Kahlua, and learning to leverage her most valuable asset, Clymore took the audience on a gleefully bizarre ride through her life and brain.

Belly dancer Mahira demonstrated her muscular control. Fan dancer Lily White Sass, AKA Deb Webb, showed off her flawless figure in scanty showgirl garb.

Burlesque dancer Lola Getz amazed the audience with her glowing red tethered orbs. Somewhere between yo-yo tricks and a ribbon dance, Lola Getz performed dexterous feats of languid neon beauty while simultaneously removing what little clothing she was wearing — both astounding and titillating.
Monologist Roberta Miles reminisced about her promiscuous youth in a style like Jean Shepard writing a letter to “Penthouse Forum.”
The real centerpiece of this show was Co-Founder Jillian Erickson’s monologue as a prostitute contemplating a career change over a glass of wine. Funny and moving, surprising in its depth and unflinching in its honesty, Erickson’s performance was a clarion note of triumph over adversity through sheer force of will.

Jillian Erickson’s performance stands as an overarching metaphor for the Beast Women 2009 Winter Series, and for the Beast Women in general. Over and over again — in the program, on their website, in other publicity materials — Beast Women acknowledges that they are dedicated to “celebrating freedom, sexuality, life oddities, and primal strength found in all women.” This collection of twelve liberated, sexy, bizarre, powerful women in performance holds together as more than just a dozen individual mini-shows. This is a menagerie of Beasties barely contained by the venue. While some of the performers are still gaining confidence and polish, the Beast Women 2009 Winter Series delivers a greatly enjoyable attack by some of the best variety acts in town.
3 STARS
(“Beast Women 2009 Winter Series” runs Saturdays at 10:30 PM, through December 19th at PROP THTR, 3502 N. Elston Ave. Chicago, IL. $15 (at the door), for information and lineups, call 773-278-1212)
Beast Women photos by Hunter Matthews.